
A skinny pig =blah meal. Blah meaning the meal was nothing special, would not choose to go back there for one of my cheat measl and would not recommend it to anyone. Not cheat worthy hence the skinny pig.

A normal size pig= OK meal. Enjoyed the food, left the restaurant satisfied, but did not do a happy dance while savoring each bite. I would go back at some point but probably not for a while.

A chunky pig= Great meal! Worth every calorie:) Would definitely recommend this restaurant to friends and could eat there on a regular basis. It is the type of place you bring guests from out of town to in order to show off the culinary greatness that your city has to offer.
There are 2 categories that I have not talked about:
1. NO PIG= Horrible meal...so bad the pig disappeared from starvation i.e. food was not even worth eating!
2. Pig Over the Moon= now this is a very special category. This rating is saved for top meals of ALL TIME. Still working on finding the perfect picture:)
So there you have it...let the cheating begin!